Not Me! Monday

I, the person who hates phones, most certainly did NOT talk to my friend for 2 hours on the phone today! A good and attentive mother would just not do that. Even if she did move 3 weeks ago and have NO friends in her new state.

And since I would do no such thing, you can be sure that I would not have to cook my children a simple dinner of spaghetti simply because I did not start the corned beef in time. After all, I stick to the plans I make.

Just because my husband is away for 3 days this week, does not mean that the children and I are on holiday from any semblance of a schedule. You know, I am a well put together woman, and have it all together........

I did not nearly cry when discovering my van has an oil leak on Sunday. I did not see my sense of freedom to explore our new state, and join groups, and possibly meet new friends just fade away into oblivion.....I certainly am no basket case.

Well, that's about it for this week friends, now I am off to see what you all certainly didn't do right here!

Not Me Monday

Well, let's see.....

I most certainly did NOT go out and buy The Farm Chicks in the Kitchen book after commiting to begin a low-carb diet to lose the unhealthy weight, I most certainly am not that silly!

You can bet on the fact that I would NEVER have to write my child's teacher several notes about my child's last day of school, and then to tell her we are not moving yet, to have to tell here we are in fact moving again when we found another house to rent, after the first one we found fell through. I just am not the type who counts their chickens before they hatch like that!

There is NO WAY I would abandon my blog for 10 weeks just because my camera flash died and we are moving, I am a super woman after all dontcha know.

I definitely didn't throw out 1/4 of my house when I found out we were moving because of transportation issues and being overwhelmed with organizing and carrying it all. Masses of people definitely were not stopping outside MY house and hauling trunks full of things away with them!

And no, it wasn't anyone at MY house that bribed the trash men with $5 for their coffee if they would take oversized items they weren't "supposed" to.

Well I could go on and on about all the things I certainly would NEVER do, but I wouldn't want you to laugh too hard, you might get hurt.

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